Wolf3x6: u hear about the murders on campus?
OwenM87: lol - is this Tom?
Wolf3x6: Tom is dead.
OwenM87: Who is this? Not funny!
Wolf3x6: I picked his bones clean. U r next.

This sums up the whole movie. That's probably why it's on the back of the DVD case.

saranrapjs: i will kill you
PolemicDave: kill my wireless connection?
saranrapjs: kill you.
PolemicDave: oh balls.
saranrapjs: i will strip your bones clean.
PolemicDave: hey check this link lemonred posted
saranrapjs: dead dead dead. you will be slashed horribly
saranrapjs: oh yeah thats old news, gawker had it last week
PolemicDave: whatever. bastard.

Too bad Cry_Wolf doesn't work in real life.