• buying someone a cell phone user manual
• multiple pictures of people sitting on unused shoe shining stations
• tsa "do you really want to bring this?" security method
• an accurate tally of how many people actually turn their cell phones when directed
• airline and movie industry merger (due to preparation ritual similarities)
• anthology of anonymous "man on the street" interviews
• impotent novelty t-shirt: Subnay (subway logo ripoff)
• bootleg grocery store mixtapes
• "Then: That's What They Called Music"
• Themed T9 substitutions
• T9 for sign language
• dedicated hand for hot dogs
• "Life is simple. Eat. Sleep. Eat" t-shirt