Dear Mr. Warren "Oracle of Omaha" Buffett,
It has come to our attention that the original black and white sandwich cookies known as The Hydrox have seemingly dissapeared from the local American convenience store. Hydrox was the first of its kind a true innovator. Its popular cousin, the Oreo, is nothing but a cheap imitation. For a long time, Dairy Queen seemed to be the last stronghold for the beloved Hydrox, but in recent years even Dairy Queen has stopped using Hydrox in its blizzards.
As the number one share holder of Berkshire Hathaway Co., a company with a controlling interest in Dairy Queen, you have the power to resuscitate the Hydrox cookie. We can't emphasize enough that now is the time to tell America the story of the original black and white sandwich cookie. Let's bring the Hydrox back to Dairy Queen!
Thank you for any help you can give to one of our favorite cookies.
Eric Laska and Jeff Sisson
Brooklyn, NY 11211 (but sent from Omaha, NE)