Critics of the modern era sometimes indict technology with the charge of demoralizing society. I have direct proof to the contrary.
On unpacking my printer from storage this summer, the following document printed out. I have no idea how this document printed, completely unwarranted. I certainly don't know this "Eli" referred to in the header.
If my suspicions are correct, it would seem that, given the current state of widespread atheism, this document was objectively sent to my HP All-in-one, PSC 1315 printer to give us a better idea of where things stand without a higher power like "God".
I won't guarantee that packing up your printer for the summer will create documents like "Morality" by "Eli", but you might at least get something on Cognition or Communication.

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