what is wrong with you?

man, you were serious when you took this slow clap thing on.

bobby learch used to love to start the slow clap...he'd be a good resource.

ILikeNiceThings continues to pave the way in groundbreaking social science! Someone write a press release and let the world know. I always get excited at Excel spreadsheets and data. Maybe I should have been an accountant instead of a lazy creative type.

fo' serious dave you do not want to be an accountant. they are bad in bed. just sayin.

I feel I should recommend Not Another Teen Movie and their study of the slow clap and its social parameters as reference for your work.

That, and maybe for the next experiment you should do a two person slow clap exercise, seeing as the approval or disapproval or the crowd once the slow clap begins is so vital to where the clap will go.