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HoveroundAddendum to Hoveround Ad
Dawns of Timesugar: pizza:...
On milk dispensing leversAn informal inquiry reveals why milk dispensing mechanisms differ from soda dispensing mechanisms
Magic HourThe Magic hour refers to the period of time between lunch and dinner when restaurants remain open even though they probably shouldn't. This generally occurs between 2:30 PM and 4:30 PM.
Bûche'in Ityule loggin' it so you don't have to
The Deluge / The SurfeitA fast-paced, hard-hitting, comprehensive, in your face, 24 hour, 365 days a week composition.
oh shitselections from R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet, Chapters 13-22"
A look at the fine art of marketing rip-off movies.A look at the fine art of marketing rip-off movies.
1995-1998"Talespin", "Rescue Rangers" and "Duck Tales," contextualized
Making house calls around the worldbiographical contextualization and excerpting of CNN's TV doctor
Remember da troopz!Celebrate this Memorial Day by punching some heads! (Pre-CGI excerpt from John Rambo aka Rambo 4 teaser trailer)...
The annotated Dem Franchize BoyzSelected Dem Franchize Boyz videos, with footnotes
YO!A note to Anderson Cooper... STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP...
easter spinners via dave, found on an e-mail forward...
Law and Order, Celebrity JeopardyChristopher Meloni wins $50,000
Your Wallet-sized Guide to Recent Parody Movie Writing Creditsa wallet-sized guide to the writers behind Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, Date Movie, Scary Movie 4 and Epic Movie.
the beaconsmodified video of the Lord of the Rings "Beacons" scene
the best hamburger in the worlda hamburger galaxy!
Cats Recreate the Best in Animated Banner AdsHand-drawn vision of a cat-tastic future. A future in which all Mondays are banned by our new President!
The Postnetthe exclusive premiere of the Postnet, a new internet protocol
A Very Webcam Christmas
  • The holidays are a great time to exchange gifts
  • Dave and Jeff are both from Omaha, NE
  • An optical illusion can make a great present for a friend or loved one
On MoralityA divine printing, sent by a higher authority to my HP All-in-one Printer
Blast from the pastTwo films from the ilikenicethings archive.
whale ballsThe newest short film: "Whale Balls" or "The Squid and the Whale... and Dave" or "Whale Squad Force: PI!" Watch and learn!
The Slow ClapA closer examination of the science of the slow clap
""The DaVinci Code" Code" Code"The DaVinci Code" Books: Naming Conventions DECODED!
A thought on facial expressionsHere is something to consider: what is the most embarassing face movement one human can do to another?
Gettin' That knick KnackGet the HOTTEST meta-ringtone on the web, right here
A highlight of Jeff Sisson's collection of papers from 2000-2004Some cool bits that don't fit in many categories.
diggity ivySometimes there is not enough rap in the world. Or videos.
WorldwideDropping beats like fjords with a rap and a video.
The Anatomy of an Internet FightMany are familiar with the "internet fight". Here is an attempt at diagnosis through explication; a airing of e-greivances of sorts. Watch, listen, learn, Become Subsumed!
The Ultimate BattlesA treatise on how to start a beef
Cry_WolfCry_Wolf: I Got the Internet Goin' Nuts
prezz releazFor Immediate Release, New Rules.
DelightWorld-class DVD purveyors demonstrate how to sell a film...
Tricks n' HoesHere's a fun trick to fool people!
a gameHere is a fun game
old countryHere's a recipe I made, for everyone to share.
dinnertimeIt's christmas!
popIts important to keep things organized. In this case, we are keeping tack on all things bubbly and sweet. Which pop is the best?