| Hoveround | Addendum to Hoveround Ad |
| Dawns of Time | sugar: pizza:... |
| On milk dispensing levers | An informal inquiry reveals why milk dispensing mechanisms differ from soda dispensing mechanisms |
| Magic Hour | The Magic hour refers to the period of time between lunch and dinner when restaurants remain open even though they probably shouldn't. This generally occurs between 2:30 PM and 4:30 PM. |
| Bûche'in It | yule loggin' it so you don't have to |
| The Deluge / The Surfeit | A fast-paced, hard-hitting, comprehensive, in your face, 24 hour, 365 days a week composition. |
| oh shit | selections from R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet, Chapters 13-22" |
| A look at the fine art of marketing rip-off movies. | A look at the fine art of marketing rip-off movies. |
| 1995-1998 | "Talespin", "Rescue Rangers" and "Duck Tales," contextualized |
| Making house calls around the world | biographical contextualization and excerpting of CNN's TV doctor |
| Remember da troopz! | Celebrate this Memorial Day by punching some heads! (Pre-CGI excerpt from John Rambo aka Rambo 4 teaser trailer)... |
| The annotated Dem Franchize Boyz | Selected Dem Franchize Boyz videos, with footnotes |
| YO! | A note to Anderson Cooper... STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP... |
| easter spinners | via dave, found on an e-mail forward... |
| Law and Order, Celebrity Jeopardy | Christopher Meloni wins $50,000 |
| Your Wallet-sized Guide to Recent Parody Movie Writing Credits | a wallet-sized guide to the writers behind Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, Date Movie, Scary Movie 4 and Epic Movie. |
| the beacons | modified video of the Lord of the Rings "Beacons" scene |
| the best hamburger in the world | a hamburger galaxy! |
| Cats Recreate the Best in Animated Banner Ads | Hand-drawn vision of a cat-tastic future. A future in which all Mondays are banned by our new President! |
| The Postnet | the exclusive premiere of the Postnet, a new internet protocol |
| A Very Webcam Christmas |
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| On Morality | A divine printing, sent by a higher authority to my HP All-in-one Printer |
| Blast from the past | Two films from the ilikenicethings archive. |
| whale balls | The newest short film: "Whale Balls" or "The Squid and the Whale... and Dave" or "Whale Squad Force: PI!" Watch and learn! |
| The Slow Clap | A closer examination of the science of the slow clap |
| ""The DaVinci Code" Code" Code | "The DaVinci Code" Books: Naming Conventions DECODED! |
| A thought on facial expressions | Here is something to consider: what is the most embarassing face movement one human can do to another? |
| Gettin' That knick Knack | Get the HOTTEST meta-ringtone on the web, right here |
| A highlight of Jeff Sisson's collection of papers from 2000-2004 | Some cool bits that don't fit in many categories. |
| diggity ivy | Sometimes there is not enough rap in the world. Or videos. |
| Worldwide | Dropping beats like fjords with a rap and a video. |
| The Anatomy of an Internet Fight | Many are familiar with the "internet fight". Here is an attempt at diagnosis through explication; a airing of e-greivances of sorts. Watch, listen, learn, Become Subsumed! |
| The Ultimate Battles | A treatise on how to start a beef |
| Cry_Wolf | Cry_Wolf: I Got the Internet Goin' Nuts |
| prezz releaz | For Immediate Release, New Rules. |
| Delight | World-class DVD purveyors demonstrate how to sell a film... |
| Tricks n' Hoes | Here's a fun trick to fool people! |
| a game | Here is a fun game |
| old country | Here's a recipe I made, for everyone to share. |
| dinnertime | It's christmas! |
| pop | Its important to keep things organized. In this case, we are keeping tack on all things bubbly and sweet. Which pop is the best? |